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Sam Heuston was born on the 9th of February 1982. She entered the sixth UK series of Big Brother as a 23 year old marketing student and was evicted after three eventful weeks to contrasting outpourings of hostility and adoration.

The extent of some reactions to Sam's time 'in the house' baffled commentators, viewers and presenters alike so draw your conclusions from this page of articles, features and alternative biograhies with illustrations by Asmo.



Sam Heuston was a marketing student from Cheam, Surrey and was 23 when she entered Big Brother. She missed her final exam of her Oxford Brookes degree to enter the Big Brother House, but she passed with a 2:2.

Sam Heuston's favourites are:
Ideal Housemates include Colin Farrell, Robbie Williams, Paris Hilton
Film: Dirty Dancing
TV Show: U Are What U Eat
Book: Sleepers
Food: Mashed Potato

Sam mentioned before entering the house that she believed she would be targetted for being attractive by jealous girls, and she was proved right when Lesley Saunderson began attacking her verbally at every opportunity.
Sam proved resilient and restrained, ensuring she showed her upset only in the privacy of the diary room. She patiently tried to calm relations with Lesley whilst standing firm when matters escalated. Her determined positivity was seen as inspiring by a section of the viewership who would form the early basis of her growing fanbase. Moral Victory was secured when Lesley was evicted in Week 2.



In week 3, Sam showed her real fun personality in Big Brother, singing and dancing and enthusiastically throwing herself into the pirate task, looking particularly fetching on lookout in full pirate regalia! On the night of the speed dating task, Sam really shone doing a cheeky lapdance for Ant, interviewing Science and kissing Makosi in BB's first girl girl kiss, which has since been a recurrent discussion point on assorted TV shows (including BBC's Question Time!)

Read this article below.
Sam 's eviction -

Since leaving BB, Sam has modelled numerous times for Nuts magazine, appeared memorably in a sexy padded cell shoot in Maxim and is now moving into TV presenting, making her easily one of the highest profile evictees from the UK show this year.

But what if Sam had come to celebrity in another time and place but
still retained the unique qualities that drew in her fans like moths to a flame?

Here are the highlights of Sam's alternative biographies that could have been.

SAM HEUSTON'S ALTERNATIVE B.B.BIOGRAPHIES (illustrations by Asmo)


In 1782 (exactly two centuries before her birthday), Sam embarked on the composition of piano concertos, so that she could be as composer and soloist. She wrote 15 before the end of 1786, including 'We will rock you', 'Time of your life' and 'I like the way you move'. They represent some of music's greatest achievements, with their formal mastery and their combination of bikini wearing, lyricism and symphonic growth. In 1786 she wrote the first of three comic operas with Lorenzo 'Craig' Coates as librettist, Le nozze di Figaro: in this the Samster treats the interplay of social and sexual tensions with keen insight into human character based on Coates' declaration that he liked to 'destroy lives'- , just as Die Maxim-shöte (1791) contrasts with elements of ritual and allegory about human harmony.


Sam the Hollywood actress was no dumbo, reading Tolstoy, owning 200 books, listening to Beethoven records, and studying acting at the Actors' lab in Hollywood. After a lapsed contract with 20th Century Fox, in 1948 Columbia gave her a six-month contract and featured her in B movie "Ladies of the Chorus" for which she sang a Gloria Gaynor cover 'I Will Survive'. Hit movies including Niagara (1953) and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) launched her as a sex symbol superstar and she visitted the Embassy Nightclub with baseball great 'Joe Dimaggio' (their wedding night was spent in Paso Robles CA). Appearing in 1959's 'SAM LIKES IT HOT' with Maxwell Curtis and Anthony Lemmon, Sam played the foil to the cross dressing turns of her two frequently embittered stars. Despite disagreements with Anthony the Lemmon, Sam was supportive after shooting completed when he was discovered continuing to cross dress in the comfort of his own home. It was Sam however whose name became Legend. ...Play it again Sam...


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